On today's morning walk, we encountered this sign alerting us that we had reaching the Department Of Silly Walks, and must proceed with a silly walk so that the Ring Camera could record it. Ha!
I did a couple of FEEST shops and then went home to apply for social security and Medicare. I had expected the process to be difficult, but the website was pretty straightforward. It helps that my case is simple: no spouse or children; the only complication was estimating my income this year (presumably so they can more precisely determine my benefit.)
This was a big step but not so hard once I sat down and did it. There's a lesson there, but mostly I just go hunh.