I’m Donald,
Who Art in The White House,
Bigly Be My Praise.
My Orders Come,
My Will be Done,
On Camera As They Are On Television.
Give Me This Day
My Daily Boasts;
And Forget Me Not The Slightest Criticism,
As I Forgive Not Those Who Factcheck Me.
And Lead Me Not Into An Intelligence Briefing
But Deliver Me From Boredom.
For Mine is the White House, the Power and the Twitter,
For Error And Errors.
I’m Trump!
