For the first time in many years I'm hosting a house guest, so I cleaned the spare room, got a guest cot, set up clean sheets and a quilt. Very homey.
The cats helped by decorating it all with fur and pawprints! Argh.
I laundered everything yesterday, set it all up again, and covered the bed with an extra big sheet to be removed when the guest arrived. Ah-ha problem solved!
EXCEPT:
These are burrowing cats. They must have detected a lack of fur and pawprints, because they got under there, mussed everything up, and redecorated.
THIS TIME:
I am laundering everything, covering with a sheet, and locking the door. What are the odds one of them will use lockpicking or quantum tunneling to get in and redecorate?