The Martial Art Of Mitt-Fu

"Gosh, I can't remember all the kids I had my lackies beat up!"

Here's how you use Mitt-Fu:

1. Find someone smaller than you
2. Get four guys to help
3. Knock down your victim and hold him on the ground; if he screams, have yourself a good chuckle!
4. Attack him with sissors
5. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL: Forget about it. The little people don't matter!

For context, see "Mitt Romney’s prep school classmates recall pranks, but also troubling incidents". The GOP is about to nominate for President another rich sociopath, born to a life of privilege and uncaring of the harm he does to other people.
The most important point is not that he does stupid and cruel stuff, but that he later denies it or says he can't remember. A trustworthy leader admits his mistakes.