Friday, August 23, 2019
Thursday, August 22, 2019
Wednesday, August 21, 2019
Take The Trump Mental Stability Assessment!
LIGHTHEATED QUIZ: HAVE YOU EVER ...
1) Got mad when no-one would sell you Greenland?
2) Proclaimed yourself "The Chosen One"?
3) Worried about windmills causing cancer?
4) Said the Revolutionary War Continental Army stormed the airports?
5) Talked about Frederick Douglass as if he was still alive?
6) Called American Jews "disloyal", thought you might be popular as King of the Jews, and defended the "Good People" among American Nazis and KKK?
7) Been asked what you have in common with your daughter, and answered “sex?”
8) Painted your face orange - badly?
IF YOU ANSWER LESS THAN 3 "YES" THEN SHARE THIS.
IF YOU ANSWER 3 OR MORE "YES" THEN SEEK HELP!
1) Got mad when no-one would sell you Greenland?
2) Proclaimed yourself "The Chosen One"?
3) Worried about windmills causing cancer?
4) Said the Revolutionary War Continental Army stormed the airports?
5) Talked about Frederick Douglass as if he was still alive?
6) Called American Jews "disloyal", thought you might be popular as King of the Jews, and defended the "Good People" among American Nazis and KKK?
7) Been asked what you have in common with your daughter, and answered “sex?”
8) Painted your face orange - badly?
IF YOU ANSWER LESS THAN 3 "YES" THEN SHARE THIS.
IF YOU ANSWER 3 OR MORE "YES" THEN SEEK HELP!
Tuesday, August 20, 2019
Sunday, August 18, 2019
The Pig Brains Story
At one time I was active in a medieval recreationist group: kings & queens, lords & ladies, tournaments & feasts & all that. It was great fun and remains great fun to this day for many family and friends. At one such feast, the King was presented with a special dish: pig's brains.
The King called over the Master of the Feast, who was not his friend.
"Offer this," the King commanded, "To the entire hall."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
The Master of the Feast struck the floor with his staff * BAM * BAM * BAM * commanding silence.
"MY LORDS AND LADIES! THE KING WISHES IT KNOWN THAT HE HAS THE BRAINS OF A PIG."
The King grew red, understandably so.
"Take that," the King commanded, "back."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
* BAM * BAM * BAM *
"MY LORDS AND LADIES! THE KING WISHES IT KNOWN THAT HE DOES NOT HAVE THE BRAINS OF A PIG."
[... They say this is a great delicacy, for brains are mostly fat and convey flavor well. I shall never know by direct experience, for that would require consuming pig's brains. If you know the truth of it, please comment after. But I digress...]The king and his party sampled as much as they wanted. Much remained.
The King called over the Master of the Feast, who was not his friend.
"Offer this," the King commanded, "To the entire hall."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
The Master of the Feast struck the floor with his staff * BAM * BAM * BAM * commanding silence.
"MY LORDS AND LADIES! THE KING WISHES IT KNOWN THAT HE HAS THE BRAINS OF A PIG."
The King grew red, understandably so.
"Take that," the King commanded, "back."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
* BAM * BAM * BAM *
"MY LORDS AND LADIES! THE KING WISHES IT KNOWN THAT HE DOES NOT HAVE THE BRAINS OF A PIG."
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