More Chicago Scandals! More! Scandals! Bwa-ha-ha!!!

I am amused by the continuing attempts to link Obama to scandals in Illinois & Chicago. But there's plenty left to investigate:

The band Chicago: was Obama involved in this scandalous footage featuring a half-naked drummer?


Did Obama influence Michael Jordan (who left Chicago to play for Washington DC !!!) who was caught on tape involved in over ten personal fouls!:


Obama wears black socks and the Black Sox were from Chicago.

Need we say more?