Hillary, Obama and McCain go into a bar

...and the bartender says, "What'll you have?"

Hillary takes out her pocket planner and says, "Well, I've got a speech in another hour, so just give me some coffee."

Obama looks at his watch and says, "I'm done for the day, so I'll have a beer."

McCain takes out his cellphone, holds it up to his ear and says, "Joe, what's our position on that?"