Sunday, June 22, 2014

How A Cat Climbs Down From A Tree - I learned today!

I heard a cat meowing plaintively and steadily outside, looked around, didn't see any trouble, and figured it was Melody and Brian's cats just talking. Then I saw Melody outside looking around, and Kris as well. They couldn't figure out where the cat was;  it seemed to be coming from near the laurel hedge but from my yard it seemed to come from her yard and in her yard it seemed to come from my yard. We looked through the hedge: nothing. We checked both sheds: nothing. I thought perhaps the renters on the other side of the shed were gone and their cat was complaining, so I pushed through the hedge and looked for a cat: nothing, except now it seemed to be coming from my yard again. This search went on for at least 15 minutes, until I started to carefully check each laurel trunk and what do you know? Imp was about 20 feet in the air!
That was pretty funny.
I was unwilling to climb up to her because then what? Picking up a panicky cat is going to end up in bloodshed and a good chance of her jumping. Besides, you never see kitty skeletons in trees; they complain a lot but they can always get down when they really want to. Finally, I didn't actually know if she was really distressed, or was merely broadcasting her version of "Hey! Look at Me!"
I started talking to her at the bottom of the tree. Of course she does not understand the intellectual content of my words, but she seems to have a pretty good emotional understanding. I took a few pictures, and a squirrel ran up an adjoining tree. Then Imp decided she was ready. I didn't actually remember seeing a cat climb down a tree before, and so took video - it was a pretty interesting process!
My favorite part was right at the end, where she gave my foot a "High-Five!" with her paw.

When a cat has got herself high in a tree, you can't rescue her; you can only help her to rescue herself. And if you do, she will.
That's a metaphor.

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Also today I worked on emptying my storage unit. That's $40 a month I'll be saving; it may take me two days to complete this project but $480 a year into infinity makes a good payoff.
I found a bookmark momento from my high school - it was for the graduation of an earlier class. I remember so many names, and wonder where they are now.

Friday, June 20, 2014

Marriage Equality Wins Superbowls - an Exercise in Collective Intelligence

How This Thought Came To Be
Shows That The Process Of Thinking Is Changing
Responding to a ThinkProgress report on a NOM rally, I joked
"Look what happened in Washington State! we got marriage equality and promptly won the Superbowl. Would you want that to happen nationwide?
This got me a few laughs, which I had intended, and then someone chipped in
That is simply not true. What happens is that you pass marriage equality in Maryland and the Ravens win the Superbowl. Oh wait. That's two for two now isn't it? Vote for marriage equality, win the super bowl. Notice the trend?
Then another person wrote
New York Giants won the super bowl in 2012 after legalizing in 2011....New England Patriots won in 2005 after legalizing in 2004....Baltimore ravens won in 2013 right after 2012 legalization.... I am noticing a trend here

What is going on here?The interwebs is having a joke, yes, but it is also THINKING. A little research here and there, and suddenly we all are smarter. This provided the foundation of the meme I posted at the top of this article.
Now this is just a joke, not a huge thing. Although marriage equality *is* a huge thing, and to many people so is the Superbowl. But what may be the biggest thing of all is the process by which this thought came into being. It is an example of how the internet is making, not each of us smarter, but all of us smarter.
Or at least funnier.

Monday, June 16, 2014

The #BlameObama Clause in the 2008 US-Iraq Status Of Forces Agreement

Little known fact: the US-Iraq Status Of Forces Agreement (SOFA) signed by President George W. Bush for the United States and Prime Minister al-Maliki for Iraq contained a clause little noticed at the time:
"All problems stemming from this agreement shall be blamed upon Barack Obama. He shall be responsible if anything goes wrong."
Truly this was an amazing piece of foresight on the part of America's strategic thinkers!
The failure of Obama to solve problems created by his predecessors, and possibly dating back to the collapse of the Ottoman Empire, only goes to prove that George W. Bush was right to invade Iraq, to keep America from the soul-destroying Hellscape that would have been peace and prosperity.

Sunday, June 15, 2014

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