True Story Of The Day

There's an unfinished construction project on my corner. The house was demolished and a foundation dug, but no work on it done for months.
It's got stuff sitting around - lumber, a dumpster, a port-a-potty - just sitting around there.
This morning I saw a pickup pull up and a guy get out.
Another pickup coming from the other direction stopped, and the driver rolled down his window.
 "Hey, buddy, what's going on with this site?" said the driver.
"I don't know," said the other guy. "I just stopped to use the potty."

---Told today as a true story at Toastmasters