Saturday, October 06, 2018

Kavanaugh Lied In Seaworld Too

1. We all saw Kavanaugh lie under oath about the contents of his yearbook, which was relevant to the issue of his conduct in high school. The GOP voted for him anyway and that's a scandal but not surprising; women are second-class citizens to the Republican party and Kavanaugh will keep them that way.

But one thing I don't see emphasized enough is that the absurdity of the claim that Kavanaugh faithfully follows the original intent of the law as written.

This is a common claim of the modern corporatist conservative jurist: that they just apply the law as written and if it means workers die on the job, well that's just the way it goes sometimes.

The claim is false. Corporatist conservatives do not follow the plain text of the law when it interferes with their agenda. Kavanaugh gives us an especially clear example in "Seaworld v. Perez".

2. The FACTS of the case are simple: a young worker was torn apart and drowned by an orca at Seaworld, in front of a horrified crowd of spectators. Since this was the third time orcas killed trainers (not all at Seaworld, but it's a small industry) OSHA issued some rules:  People working with orcas had to have some protections.

Seaworld didn't like that. It sued, lost, appealed, and lost again 2-1, with Kavanaugh being the lone opponent of worker safety.

3. The TEXT of the law is clear:  OSHA has the right and the duty to tell employers to take precautions against known hazards to their employees.

Kavanaugh ignored the text. He wrote an elegant but perverse essay outlining his personal political philosophy about how if workers choose to labor under dangerous conditions that's ok, because many people get satisfaction from facing danger. In Kavanaugh's view, workers are supposed to be experts on the hazards of the job from the moment they're hired and if it turns out they didn't know about a hazard (e.g. "operant conditioning" of an orca doesn't actually work sometimes) well that's too bad; their survivors can always sue in state court (which is certainly a boon to the legal industry, and if a worker doesn't have a survivor with the money to take on Seaworld then the company gets a bonus: no lawsuit!)

4. Kavanaugh's little essay ignores the entire history of worker safety: OSHA and worker compensation systems were created under law because it's better to proactively stop workers from getting killed on the job than to rely on a flood of litigation after the fact. The law is quite clear on this, and Kavanaugh's sophomoric philosophical essay has no place in a courtroom.

Kavanaugh and his ilk wave away the plain text and original intent of the law because they are not originalists or textualists or anything like that. They just put on the disguise to justify their conclusions.

5. In support of his philosophy, Kavanaugh tells a lie in Seaworld: he supports his argument by inventing a fact that is simply not true, and that he knows is not true. Kavanaugh claims that OSHA has not previously regulated entertainment venues (... and from this concludes OSHA can't, which is of course a non sequitur).

How does we know that Kavanaugh knows it's a falsehood? The majority opinion includes a helpful footnote giving  a dozen examples of OSHA doing exactly what Kavanaugh says it never has. We know Kavanagh read that footnote because it's his job to read the entire opinion before signing it.  He had the duty to read that footnote and therefore knew or should have known that his factual claim was false. He then signed his name to the lie.

That's all you need to know about his judicial philosophy: he lies easily.

6. Reading cases can look hard. They're not short like twitter and they don't have pictures and they too often have long run-on sentences because jurists don't like Strunk and White.

But have you ever debugged software?

 Legal logic while esoteric usually pretty simple; you just have to track down the source of every claim, see if the opinion accurately characterizes it (often it doesn't) and then check whether the logical propositions follow (often they don't).

You then study the veneer of policy that covers up the logical flaws and ha-ha! you have understanding.

Whatever you do, don't take seriously the claim that anyone is a textualist, faithfully applying the law as written to the facts as presented and creating a dispassionate result. As Kavanaugh so well shows in his Seaworld dissent, that is simply not so.

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