Sunday, August 24, 2014

Seven Haiku In Response To A Lawsuit

Porcelain Enthrone'd,
That Letter Was Before Me;
Now It's Behind Me.

To Render Homeless
One Who Labors Pro Bono:
Where Is Such A Law?

Pre-Marital Cash,
The Down Payment For This Home,
Remains *My* Asset.

If Discord Offends,
The Angry One Should Eschew
Drunk-Dialing The Cops.

My Place Of Business
Remains This Home I Crafted;
Let Angry Ex Move.

Compromise Is Gold
Found Not In Bully's Lawsuit
But Mediation.

(DICTA)
Never Trust A Junkie;
Never Marry A Drunkie;
Never Stop The Funky.

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