John McCain walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Drinks are on the house!"
McCain said: "Which house?"
McCain and his wife are playing poker.
Cindy McCain says "Honey, I have a full house."
John McCain says: "Well, let's buy a few more then."
Did you hear McCain is getting a TV shows?
They're going to call it: "These Old Houses"
Q: What's McCain's favorite restaurant?
A: "Houses of Pancakes"
(He likes it because it has counter help.)
The McCains were looking for a couple of new mansions. Their real estate agent asked: "I can show you one with a green house."
"Well," said John, "I think we already have some green ones. How about something blue?"
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