He peers owlishly
At a press that shall photo
No other hooter.
Oh timeless Justice,
Our Constitution's Goddess -
You forgot your bra!
Classic stone statue
Invigorates our culture
But needs more toga.
Osama? Can't find.
Anthrax terrorists? Sorry.
The breast threat? Covered!
Will our Bill of Rights
Become a scrap of parchment
As mammary fades?
There's two per woman.
Can so rare a species need
Fed.gov Protection?
Endless, endless war:
Convenient accident?
If these boobs could talk ...
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