Monday, August 25, 2008

5 Worst McCain House Jokes

John McCain walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Drinks are on the house!"

McCain said: "Which house?"

McCain and his wife are playing poker.

Cindy McCain says "Honey, I have a full house."

John McCain says: "Well, let's buy a few more then."

Did you hear McCain is getting a TV shows?

They're going to call it: "These Old Houses"

Q: What's McCain's favorite restaurant?

A: "Houses of Pancakes"
(He likes it because it has counter help.)

The McCains were looking for a couple of new mansions. Their real estate agent asked: "I can show you one with a green house."

"Well," said John, "I think we already have some green ones. How about something blue?"

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