Bush is the First President ....
... with criminal record.
... to be a cheerleader.
... to be a known drug addict.
... to have gone Awol from the military.
... to have been rejected from every law school he ever applied to.
... to start two wars that he was unable to win.
... who had never published anything, not even so much as a letter to the editor.
D.A.R.E. is right!!!!
( with thanks to friends on Craigslist)