Friday, January 11, 2008

GOP Denounces Racism, Sexism

At their Jan 10, 2008 debate, Republican presidential contenders angrily denounced racist and sexist voters in the New Hampshire primary. "Those who voted against Obama were racist!" thundered Mitt Romney. "Those who voted against Clinton were sexist!"

"And those who voted for the white man John Edwards were both racist AND sexist" agreed white man John McCain.

"911," explained angry New York mayor Rudy Guiliani. "On 911, racism 911'd sexism with 911. 911!"

Huckabee attempted a positive tone. "You can prove that you are not racist and sexist," he assured the audience. "Voting for a white male Republican candidate means you are refusing to vote against either Obama or Clinton!"

Lobbyist Fred Thompson was unawake for comment. Alan Keyes' comment was ignored by the press.

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