The Orange Fool said that if you had something you wanted kept secure, print it out and hand deliver it. That's sort of true-isa but stupid...
Alternative Facts. Ah remember when truth was important?
A girl with Planned Parenthood frightened away poor Paul Ryan
I suppose I should be too good to make pee jokes, but I'm not.
This one seems to have legs
I was most proud of this one
The orange fool didn't wait to roll back an Obama order that had made home ownership easier.
This is a really important question ...
Q: How many liars and criminals can the guy bring on board before his followers revolt?
A: On the evidence - all of them!
Maybe I am proudest of this one. It seemed to resonate, perhaps because it's positive and calls us all to heroism