Sunday, October 28, 2012

Pondering The Biblical Definition Of Marriage

I am worried to discover that traditional, biblical marriage includes polygamy; the dangers of multiple mothers-in-law cannot be overstated. Also marriage between people of differing nationalities is forbidden (Ezra 9:12) so my father and mother were never married biblically! Worst of all: women have the marital DUTY of hauling the water, so why have I been watering the garden?

Should I file a state referendum or constitutional amendment to BLOCK those who want to REDEFINE marriage into a monogamous, cross-cultural, male-garden-watering ABOMINATION???


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