10 Ways Vampires And Corporations Are Alike

Vampires:

1. Immortal
2. Amoral
3. Disdainful of laws and customs that bind mere humans
4. Served by limitless hordes of lesser beings
5. Capable of acts of immense physical strength
6. Generally more intelligent than any individual human
7. Immune to being injured by physical acts that would kill any human
8. Nourished by the life-force of humans, typically expressed as blood
9. Useful servants but terrifying masters
10. Literary Fiction.

Corporations:
1-7. Same as Above
8. Nourished by the life-force of humans, typically expressed as employee time or customer money
9. Same as Above
10. Legal Fiction.

See the difference?