Haiku Hotel

Craigs List "Haiku Hotel" is a lot of fun, especially when one haiku inspires (or challenges) a reply. Here's an example:

Subject: Dreadful Hiaku

Me:

Mere form makes no poem
Why must internet promote
Such dreadful haiku?

Feral_Drollery replied:

Poem could be two
Or maybe one syllable
Poem poem poem

Making a hair-jel joke, I replied:

A hairy problem....
Stick syllables together
With a Poem aid ?

Feral_Drollery replied:

Remove it quickly
For a monosyllabic....
open poem scab (ouch)

Me:

To cure a bad poem.....
Rub down with good alcohol
Taken orally.

Try "Haiku Hotel" today!