Responsible CEOs will investigate options pertinent to their industry, such as:
- Aerospace: Sky gods are the logical choice here. Zeus, Jupiter, Apollo, and even Thor can improve aircraft safety records by enforcing favorable weather patterns, whilst playing havoc with competitors.
- Shipping: A sea god is the obvious pick. No-one should set out to sea without making an offering to Poseiden, Neptune or the Viking Ægir. Best of all: it's tax deductible!
- Finance: No question here: Mammon has been worshipped by bankers and financiers since the dawn of time. The best part of worshipping Mammon is His Divine Aversion to any sort of regulatory oversight or taxation.
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