The Amorphous Mercenary Song

He's an amorph sarge
Who leads the charge
With a great big plasma gun
Now bein' a merc
 Is real hard work
But he thinks it's mostly fun
He'll eat a foe
 It makes him grow
But he won't eat me
I've had enough
I'm now a Tough
I joined Schlock's company!
 He's an armed and dangerous glob of goop
And he looks like a pile of silicon poop
All hail Schlock the Mercenary!
 --- REWINN 09/06/2013
For references, see http://www.schlockmercenary.com/
In response to a call for filks at https://www.facebook.com/groups/2372714756/