- GREEN: All is calm. Your tea is nice and healthy, possibly minty.
- BLUE: Slightly unusual situation, but little cause for alarm. Most likely, your tea has some dried berries added.
- ORANGE: Moderate alertness. Your tea has a citrus base.
- YELLOW: Warning! The situation is highly usual; someone may have pissed in your tea.
- RED: Panic! Extreme danger that your tea has either redbush infusions of foreign origin, or is some bloody vampire concoction from Twilight fans. Flee In Panic!!!
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