Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Tea Bag Party Color Code Alert System

In honor of today's teabagging parties, I offer the following COLOR-CODED Teabag Warning System:
  • GREEN: All is calm. Your tea is nice and healthy, possibly minty.
  • BLUE: Slightly unusual situation, but little cause for alarm. Most likely, your tea has some dried berries added.
  • ORANGE: Moderate alertness. Your tea has a citrus base.
  • YELLOW: Warning! The situation is highly usual; someone may have pissed in your tea.
  • RED: Panic! Extreme danger that your tea has either redbush infusions of foreign origin, or is some bloody vampire concoction from Twilight fans. Flee In Panic!!!

Meanwhile: The Department of Inappropriate Humor Presents

No comments: