The following is the script to the next Republican Attack Ad Committee:
FADE IN WITH VOICEOVER
"Rudy Giuliani had an affair.
"Newt Gingrich was having an affair when he was attacking Bill Clinton for having an affair.
"JFK. Dwight Eisenhower. FDR.
"When the going gets tough, America's leaders get busy!
"Yet Barack Obama still refuses to have an affair.
"In fact, in the Democratic primary he DEFEATED Senator Edwards, who had an affair, and Senator Clinton, whose husband had an affair.
"Can we afford to risk America on a man who won't sleep around?
"Vote McCain: he cheated on his wife too."
* Paid for by the Committee for Sleeping Around, David Vitter chairman.