Microsoft Announces Run-For-Office Pro

Redmond, WA - Run For Office Pro is Microsoft Corporation's new product aimed at the growing political campaign market.


Features
Run For Office Pro provides everything a candidate needs to succeed:

• Talking Points Generator: With Bluetooth earpiece for instant verbal regurgitation!
• Media Manipulator Pro: Automatically rewards message-compliant reporters!
• Anti-Investigator Firewall: Blocks unwelcome research into arrest records, lobbyist money, and more!
• MS Money For Lobbyists: With advanced stealth favors capability!

Licensing
Run For Office is offered at a convenient variety of pricepoints:

• Run For Office (House of Representatives): $10 Million per seat.
• Run For Office (Senate): $100 Million per seat.
• Run For Office (Presidency): $1 Billion and up.

Disclaimers

• Prices quoted are guaranteed to increase.
• Run For Office Pro is not compatible with Democracy Classic.