Hillary, Obama and McCain go into a bar
...and the bartender says, "What'll you have?"
Hillary takes out her pocket planner and says, "Well, I've got a speech in another hour, so just give me some coffee."
Obama looks at his watch and says, "I'm done for the day, so I'll have a beer."
McCain takes out his cellphone, holds it up to his ear and says, "Joe, what's our position on that?"