It's three a.m. ....
(Phone rings)
McCain: Snore!
(Phone rings)
Mrs. McCain #2: Honey, wake up. It's for you!
(Phone rings)
McCain: What?
Mrs. McCain #2: The Red Phone!
(Phone rings)
McCain: Who is this?
Phone: It's a crisis. There's a problem in the Gulf of Mexico.
McCain: The Gulf? Bomb Iran now. Maximum force strike!
Phone: But sir ...
McCain : Do what I say! Immediately!
Phone: (click)
McCain: Snore!
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