Dessert Tray Democrats vs. GOP Leftovers

Democrats right now have the same problem you do after a big dinner at your favorite cafe.

Apple pie? or pumpkin pie?

They're both good. But you can't have both. How to choose?

The Republicans have the same problem you do when you look in the fridge the day before payday.

Leftover McCaineroni from 2000?

Or a package of Top Ramoney, made of plastic that keeps changing shape?

Forget it. Go join the Democrats at the cafe.