Friday, September 14, 2007
Gondor to withdraw troops from Iraq!
Minas Tirith - One of the remaining nations with troops on the ground in Iraq announced today the withdrawal of its forces there.
"Our corp of elite guards have done all that Men can do", said King Aragorn, son of Arathorn. "We also have concluded that Iraq never had The One Ring of Sauron, and the information provided to us by Gollum was falsified."
A White House spokesman reacted calmly. "Our coalition remains strong. Narnia has promised to keep its centaur staffing the Green Zone visiting center, and we're continuing to receive assistance from Saruman's elite corps of crows."
(more of my spoofs here)