A Priest, a minister, and Scooter Libby ...
... walk into a bar.
Pretty soon they're all wasted and start busting the joint up.
"Oh, my!" said the minister, "I broke a table. But Jesus will forgive me in the morning."
"Oh, my!" said the priest, "I broke a chair. But I can give myself absolution right now."
"Oh, you are such losers!" sneered Scooter Libby. "I can break every law in the book, and George W Bush will pardon me in November!"