Thursday, July 05, 2007

A Priest, a minister, and Scooter Libby ...

... walk into a bar.

Pretty soon they're all wasted and start busting the joint up.

"Oh, my!" said the minister, "I broke a table. But Jesus will forgive me in the morning."

"Oh, my!" said the priest, "I broke a chair. But I can give myself absolution right now."

"Oh, you are such losers!" sneered Scooter Libby. "I can break every law in the book, and George W Bush will pardon me in November!"

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